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<v Speaker A>Hello.

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<v Speaker B>You guys, stop. Isn't Mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy.

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<v Speaker A>Heck, yeah. It's Mama Clock somewhere. Welcome back to Mama Clock. I'm the good witch, and she's the bad witch. I'm bad. Cause I'm in pretty pink. Oh, yeah, pretty green.

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<v Speaker B>And you're in dark green.

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<v Speaker A>Dark.

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<v Speaker B>I'm in sweats. And you're in a prom dress that's way too big on you.

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<v Speaker A>Did you hear me? Dark mold, no moles. I knew not the mole. Yeah. Well, welcome back to our favorite thing to do in this world.

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<v Speaker B>Mama Clock.

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<v Speaker A>Mama Clock, talk to me. Wait, so before I start, though.

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<v Speaker B>Yes.

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<v Speaker A>You were just drinking your Dunkin.

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<v Speaker B>Yes.

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<v Speaker A>And you can't tell me I'm talking. I'm talking to the world.

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<v Speaker B>Right? Wait, this is asmr, right? Yeah. I like that.

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<v Speaker A>So you can't tell me that you have stomach issues if you walk in a room in the morning with coffee in your hand.

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<v Speaker B>I.

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<v Speaker A>You don't. Don't even. Don't even finish your sentence. You just can't.

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<v Speaker B>No, no, I'm agreeing, but I have a stomach of a bull. Like, I think just. I think I would, like, outdo the parasite if I got embarrassed.

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<v Speaker A>Why would you speak now?

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<v Speaker B>I'm triggered, and I have to go beat the parasite.

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<v Speaker A>No, I mean, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker B>I see. Stomach is like a brick.

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<v Speaker A>Like, I don't get that.

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<v Speaker B>And. And I'm lactose intolerant, and I'm still drinking cream.

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<v Speaker A>Are you, like, known to be lactose intolerant? Like, it's like.

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<v Speaker B>Yes.

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<v Speaker A>Like, it's, like, on your birth certificate.

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<v Speaker B>Yes, I was born with it. It's right on. You've gotten tested lactose intolerant? No, but I am absolutely.

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<v Speaker A>I. I'm just kind of. I'm moving past all that because. But I just want to let you know and let everybody know you don't have stomach issues if you walk into a place in the morning with coffee

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<v Speaker B>in your hand, because you immediately would take a coffee and have to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah.

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<v Speaker A>Whether I had it before. Food after food, middle of the day, end of the day.

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<v Speaker B>I can't believe you don't drink coffee.

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<v Speaker A>Can I just get started on something?

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<v Speaker B>Tell me something.

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<v Speaker A>Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. Do you know how I hate bugs? You know how much I hate bugs. I mean, everyone hates bugs, but you know how much I hate bugs. Okay, backstory. I went to Sephora yesterday. I picked up an eyelash curler because My sister in law made fun of me that I don't use an eyelash curler. I was like, okay, well, maybe I need an eyelash curler. So I went to Sephora, got an eyelash curler, brought it back, put it on my dresser, put on my vanity this morning, ready to use it. It's boxed. Okay. Packaged and sealed.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah.

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<v Speaker A>Open it up. A fucking earwig.

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<v Speaker B>What's an earwig?

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<v Speaker A>It's a type of bug.

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<v Speaker B>You googled this?

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<v Speaker A>I googled it and it must look like Mar Nesse.

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<v Speaker B>Wait, it came out of the box?

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<v Speaker A>It came out of the box.

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<v Speaker B>Are you sure it just wasn't like, eyelashes?

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<v Speaker A>I'm telling you now, like a clump of eyelashes came out of the box. And I want to show you because an earwig. No. Look at this thing.

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<v Speaker B>Let me say

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<v Speaker A>I screamed on the top of my lungs.

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<v Speaker B>It came out of the box that you opened.

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<v Speaker A>Out of the box that I opened. Screaming with my. Lux threw everything out. So 4. 4 will be hearing from me.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker A>I will need a new eyelash curler.

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<v Speaker B>Do you know I'm not afraid of bugs.

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<v Speaker A>I am kind of bug. No, that kind of bug is really scary though.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, it's not antlers here and

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<v Speaker A>antlers in the back too.

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<v Speaker B>Ew.

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<v Speaker A>No. And Bam was freaking out. Gia started screaming. Everybody was freaking out, including the mom.

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<v Speaker B>That's a morning. Do you ever have mornings? Well, I love mornings where I leave my house and I just think it is a bad day to be my babysitter. No, bad day like run out of the house.

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<v Speaker A>Were they not good? Well, you made a wrong decision of not putting your kids in camp.

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<v Speaker B>I did a bad, bad thing. Yeah. We've been home, all four of us.

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<v Speaker A>I mean, like, so when you complain, I don't care because you.

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<v Speaker B>No, I agree. Very well.

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<v Speaker A>Put your kids in camp.

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<v Speaker B>I am a glutton for punishment. Like, it is my fault. I should be. But I'm learning and living through it, so.

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<v Speaker A>So you had a morning, I assume too.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, I always have a morning. But just like this specific morning, I'm running out of the house to get here, right? Like, I love my babysitter so much.

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<v Speaker A>Like, thank God for her.

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<v Speaker B>Thank God for her. My kids adore her. But the second I'm leaving the house, Rocco, my bog bag was sitting at the front door, like, not unpacked from the beach weekend, right?

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<v Speaker A>Two beach weekends ago.

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<v Speaker B>Two beach weekends ago, he dumps it. Sand, no shells everywhere.

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<v Speaker A>So you feel obligated to clean it Up.

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<v Speaker B>I didn't. I was like, cassandra, I'm so sorry. I gotta go.

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<v Speaker A>No, I kind of felt that way this morning too, but, like, I don't have three kids, so it's just, like, one making a mess. Yeah, but I swear to you, I know they say don't beat your kids because Dyfuss will be called.

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<v Speaker B>Right.

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<v Speaker A>I almost beat him up last night. Michael was at a Seton hall game, so I was solo dolo.

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<v Speaker B>Right.

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<v Speaker A>I almost put the fist to his mouth.

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<v Speaker B>No, I know.

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<v Speaker A>He kicked me so hard in the chest, I almost southpawed him. I swear to God, I said, mommy's gonna hit. I said, mommy's gonna hit you.

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<v Speaker B>I swear to God. It is. It is insane.

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<v Speaker A>Do you feel that way? Is it just how much.

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<v Speaker B>No, I feel that way. Like, how much you can actually want to shake them, hurt them, whatever. And then one second later, you're like, I am obsessed with.

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<v Speaker A>That's what I just did.

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<v Speaker B>I, I, I, I, like, I kissed

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<v Speaker A>him right on the mouth. Yeah.

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<v Speaker B>It's just, like, insane.

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<v Speaker A>Wait. Insane. I almost took my fist to his mouth. And then he got in bed. He's like, I love you, Mommy. And I was like, oh, my God, I love you so much. Give a me a kiss in your mouth.

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<v Speaker B>No.

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<v Speaker A>No.

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<v Speaker B>Motherhood's insane.

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<v Speaker A>No, it's so insane. I'm insane.

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<v Speaker B>But what are we talking about today?

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<v Speaker A>So this one's a funny one. Today, I honestly don't have much to say, but I feel like you'll make me have much to say. Yeah, we're talking about the different sides of social media, meaning the different sides of Tik Tok, the different sides of Instagram. Because Emily will send me, and I'm like, what is that? No, I'll send her a trend, and she'll be like, I've never seen that before. I'll show people a trend. They'll be like, I've never seen that. I'm like, how? Haven't you seen that all over my for you page?

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<v Speaker B>People's for you pages are so different. I mean, I. If I take my husband's phone and

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<v Speaker A>I. Oh, his are crazy, because he sends. Then he sends us, and I'm like, what side of TikTok are you?

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<v Speaker B>We have to talk about our group chat of what our husbands send us,

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<v Speaker A>but don't let me forget about that.

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<v Speaker B>But, like, if I just. If you pick up anyone's phone and you, like, are scrolling through their thing,

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<v Speaker A>I want to do that.

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<v Speaker B>You will learn a lot about that person.

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<v Speaker A>I mean, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker B>Except don't look at mine, because mine just feels. For some reason, I am on the wrong side.

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<v Speaker A>How do you get off the wrong side? Is there a way?

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<v Speaker B>I. I need to Google it. ChatGPT it. I am. I went down a deep, dark hole and I can't get back.

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<v Speaker A>Wait. Let's start with you and what side you're on, because I'm curious.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, do you think it has

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<v Speaker A>everything to do with, like, what you say and what you like and what you scroll by?

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<v Speaker B>Of course. But, like, so my thing is, like, I like to learn things, and I, like, if I see something, like, weird, like, I'll hack. Not even a hack. Like, if I see, like, a weird thing, like, I'm talking, like, weird kinks. Weird shit. Like, I will.

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<v Speaker A>Sexual.

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<v Speaker B>Sexual. Not sexual. Like, for. For one thing that I cannot escape on TikTok are furries. Do you know what a furry.

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<v Speaker A>Yes. Why are you on that side of TikTok?

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<v Speaker B>I don't know, but it just keeps popping up and, like. So people that don't know what furries are, there are people that are, like, cats that want to be animals, wolves, cats. And they dress up in full fur outfits. They get on all fours, they lick, they pee, they go to conventions. It's a whole world.

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<v Speaker A>And this is your side of TikTok?

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<v Speaker B>I mean, some of it, yes. And I'm like. At first, I was, like, in awe of it. I was like, is this for real? And then there's, like, people that talk about it, and they're like, okay. Like, my kids can be a lot of things. Like, they can come home, they can tell me they're. They're gay, they're trans or whatever, but if my kid comes home and tells me they want to be a fucking cat, I'm out.

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<v Speaker A>I'm out.

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<v Speaker B>I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I am the most supportive mom. You can be anything. But, honey, you're not a fucking cat.

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<v Speaker A>You're not an animal.

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<v Speaker B>I'm so sorry. You are a human being.

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<v Speaker A>I can't believe that that's what you scroll by.

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<v Speaker B>I scroll by. No, that's not even the craziest thing. I scroll. I have been on rabbit holes of. There was this one woman on TikTok. I followed her entire psych ward.

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<v Speaker A>Journey.

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<v Speaker B>Journey.

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<v Speaker A>She was in the cycle of recording. How did she have a phone?

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<v Speaker B>So she stole a phone. She wasn't allowed.

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<v Speaker A>Wait, this is not allowed.

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<v Speaker B>I have to look up her name. I don't know her name, but she was not allowed to have a phone. But she got a phone, and I think I was watching her live, like, at one point, and she was just recording a day.

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<v Speaker A>Did you get locked up?

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<v Speaker B>Yeah. Like, I think she's. She's away. She's. I can't find her anymore. She's done. She's not on my page anymore. Fy. What is it? Fyp?

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<v Speaker A>Yeah.

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<v Speaker B>For your peach.

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<v Speaker A>For. For you page.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah. But my absolute favorite thing that pops up on my page is this.

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<v Speaker A>Is your Instagram like this, too, or just TikTok?

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<v Speaker B>This is TikTok.

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<v Speaker A>Okay.

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<v Speaker B>Wild. My Instagram's a little more normal. Thank God. But my TikTok. Does this ever pop up on yours where it's like, if your name is Dominique and you have a husband named Michael who was on a bachelor party.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, my God, I love those.

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<v Speaker B>Is cheating on you, like, that is.

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<v Speaker A>No, I love those. I get those too.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, you get those?

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<v Speaker A>I totally get those.

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<v Speaker B>So those are like.

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<v Speaker A>And then I search the people. Oh.

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<v Speaker B>And then I search.

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<v Speaker A>I see what she looks like. If the man I looks like he would be cheating. I'm like, okay, that's true.

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<v Speaker B>It is so funny.

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<v Speaker A>It's so funny. And then sometimes it is true.

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<v Speaker B>100.

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<v Speaker A>They'll screenshot the man.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, yeah, but then I. Then there's, like, this other side where it's like these wives or these husbands that find out, like, their people are cheating, they find. They actually find their. Let's talk. Let's say husband. So my. I find out my husband's cheating on me, right? I find his Tinder account, and I go through his Tinder account, and then it comes, and it's like her. Her seeing all the messages. I don't know if that's AI or if that's real. Like, sometimes.

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<v Speaker A>I don't know. I know. I like the ones where that's, like, a bad side of it.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah.

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<v Speaker A>I like the ones where it's like, I just saw this girl on airplane. Help me find her.

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<v Speaker B>Yes.

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<v Speaker A>And then TikTok does the work when

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<v Speaker B>TikTok does its job. But also, TikTok does do its job with cheating, too. I. I truly believe that.

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<v Speaker A>I mean, that's why, like, it's so. It's not easy. It's so hard to get away with things nowadays.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, people are always recording. I'm thinking back to my own bachelorette party, and most of my girls were in relationships, but I had a couple friends that were single, and I just remember this Story about this. One of my friends, she hooked up with this guy on. On my bachelorette party.

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<v Speaker A>Married.

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<v Speaker B>And she continued to, like, have a relationship with him after. And then she realized she found out he had this whole other life, like, entire other life. And she planned this weekend with him. Now she spent money. And then she finds this out. And she was like, she was like writing in the group chat. So she was like, I'm gonna fucking blackmail this guy. So she. Oh, yeah. She was like, I will ruin your life if you don't venmo me $5,000 right now. And he did, and we never heard from him again. But, like, that was eight, 10 years ago. Like, imagine doing that now.

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<v Speaker A>Like, you just blow him up and you blow them up. Or you, like, you can't, like, I

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<v Speaker B>mean, you can't get away with it. But like, it was just incredible. Freezing.

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<v Speaker A>Wait, I kind of love that. What was your bachelorette again?

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<v Speaker B>Vegas.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah.

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<v Speaker A>Wait, it's always happening in Vegas, though.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker A>I've been around. That's a type of situation too where like, he's obviously, he's like the bachelor. I've been around where one of the

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<v Speaker B>girls, she's the bride.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah.

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<v Speaker B>She's getting gang banged.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah. So what else was I gonna say about the TikTok thing?

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<v Speaker B>I mean, it's. It is so crazy out there. But then I have like another side

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<v Speaker A>where it's like, you know what side? Sometimes that pops up on mine, like, high school drama.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker A>Like, wait.

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<v Speaker B>And then young girls. Young influencers. Yes.

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<v Speaker A>Which I don't want to be on that side of Tick Tock. Young influencers freak me out. Like, young. I'm talking like 15.

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<v Speaker A>And they have, like, they'll. One girl will talk about another girl that's like another young influencer. Like, and I'm like, I don't want to be on this side of Tick Tock. Get me out of here. I don't know how to get out of here.

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<v Speaker A>Why am I. Why are they choosing me to be on that side of Tick Tock?

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<v Speaker B>I don't know. I'm not. I don't. I've never seen that. But I can relate to being on a side where like, you don't want to do it anymore. And then there's this other side where it's like, it'll show this. You just can't. Like, picture of this, like, baby. Right. Of a baby. And then it's like, imagine if I didn't have that fourth kid. You would never exist. And then it's like. It's like going through, like, having one kid, two kids, three kids. So it's like, makes you want to have that fourth or that third or that second.

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<v Speaker B>I'm on that side where it's like, you were totally at my strings. Like, have the fourth kid. And then I'm like, stuck in that rabbit hol. My tick tock is all over the place.

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<v Speaker A>That's so insane. I'm trying to think, like, what else is on my TikTok? A lot of fashion.

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<v Speaker A>A lot of moms, a lot of organization, a lot of clean talk. Then I get a little bit of, like, young influencer drama, which I don't want to be a part of.

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<v Speaker B>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker A>I get. Sometimes I get like a lot of, like, music things, too.

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<v Speaker A>Like artists.

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<v Speaker B>I have to say the craziest thing on mine, which I'm not proud of.

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<v Speaker A>Wait, I need to know my craziest. Let me think of mine while you say yours is.

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<v Speaker B>Well, I have a pun. I mean, there's so much more that I have. I have. I have a lot of human trafficking. I have followed so many girls. Human traffic stories. And I'm like, in it. I'm like, am I also human trafficked right now in my own house? Am I trapped?

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<v Speaker A>You know what comes up my mind that's like, a little strange. Like, I feel like a lot of, like, AI.

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<v Speaker B>Like 911 calls.

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<v Speaker B>Like a fake.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah, but they're people and they're like. It's like almost like a documentary type vibe.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah. So I don't know, like, why.

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<v Speaker A>I don't. I didn't ask for this.

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<v Speaker A>Like, I don't get any furries or none of that.

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<v Speaker B>I get the weirdest shit. What about the thing that I sent you?

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<v Speaker A>Let me scroll right now. Like, wait, go on your tick tock right now.

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<v Speaker B>The one that I sent you of. This is what I cannot get behind. I mean, I can't get behind a lot of things. Furries. No, this. These are moms. They're not moms. They're women on TikTok that have fake doll babies and they call themselves doll moms and they coddle their babies, they feed their babies.

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<v Speaker B>They change their baby's diapers.

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<v Speaker A>Do they have real babies?

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<v Speaker B>No, they have fake babies looking Real baby dolls. They are the realest baby dolls. And they say it's an art. They say, like they hand sculpt them. They make the little crevices in their little fingers, their dimples. Like the babies. Look.

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<v Speaker B>I don't know. Get me out of it.

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<v Speaker A>Why don't you write a goddamn letter?

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<v Speaker B>Because I need a new TikTok.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah, start over, Start over, start over. I'm looking at my TikTok right now.

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<v Speaker B>No, I. The doll moms. Oh, the Disney princess moms. Have you seen this?

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<v Speaker A>Hold on. No. Disney princess moms.

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<v Speaker B>No, no, no. This is real.

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<v Speaker A>Alex Earl. A lot of fashion outfit of the days.

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<v Speaker A>A lot of parasite, which I don't want to see. Like, a lot of, like, influencers that are trending like, that people really follow. Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah, a lot of outfit of the days. It's just like a lot of influencers. You know what? It's also not good for my health because I feel like I'm comparing myself.

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<v Speaker A>Like a lot of this.

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<v Speaker A>Like, a lot of, like, what to do that's trending. A lot of people. A lot of people. I'm liking this. This is cute. Actually, while I'm sitting here. See, that's why, like, a lot of how to's.

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<v Speaker A>Guys, open your TikTok right now.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, God. Okay, we can open it. Oh, I don't even know if I could say this on air. I got. I got sucked into this one.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker B>I don't think I could say it, but I. I am a very open person. Right. Like I. I like gay, straight, lesbian, whatever.

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<v Speaker A>Can you say that correctly?

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<v Speaker B>I don't know. But on my tick tock, there's. There's a group of people. I don't. We might have to cut this out.

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<v Speaker A>Lbgtq.

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<v Speaker B>Yes. But there's a group of people that are trans, but they don't get the bottom surgery. And it's like tits and penis. Yes. And they just walk around.

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<v Speaker A>So you're seeing this on your TikTok.

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<v Speaker B>They trick people. It's like, it's like a. They want to trick people. They're like, this is me in a dress. And they look like a total Girl, right? And then they start, like, going like this. And then their dicks just going,

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<v Speaker B>It's the TikTok. I'm stuck.

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<v Speaker A>Show me right now.

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<v Speaker B>I mean, I don't want to search it again because it just keeps coming up. Somebody tell me how to change my algorithm. I do have, like, nice things, like summer bucket lists, fun things to do with kids. And then all of a sudden, I'm, like, smacked in the face with a furry.

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<v Speaker A>Like, I don't like that. Like, I'm smacked in the face with, like, an artist who, like, sings really well.

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<v Speaker B>Right? That's amazing. Oh, and then I get, like, the AI. The AI country singers that, like, do dirty songs.

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<v Speaker B>Which I. I do kind of love those.

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<v Speaker B>Instagram's. Mine's more like, wholesome. Like, family moms.

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<v Speaker B>I get a lot of, like, mom influencer, family related stuff. Like, not so crazy. But I. I have to say, I am a culprit. For, like, if somebody has, like, a weird kink or, like, a weird fetish, like, I will Google it. Like, don't you want to learn about, like, weird.

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<v Speaker B>I don't know. I mean, I've seen some weird in my day. Like, I don't know, like, weird panty sniffers that, like, they take their partner's panty and then, like, squeeze it out and their cereal and then, like, drink the milk.

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<v Speaker B>I just. I just. I like to know that this is out in the world and I need to protect my children from creepy ass.

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<v Speaker A>I'm sitting here thinking. You're like, oh, my God, maybe I'll take my husband's onion.

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<v Speaker A>Squeeze him out in a bucket of orange juice and drink it with a straw.

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<v Speaker B>No, but. But, like, I feel like you are guarded. Like, I don't. Like, you would never think so that someone would do that. Like, I think that you.

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<v Speaker A>But I just don't want to see it. I am the type that, like. Not that I don't think it'll ever happen to me.

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<v Speaker A>No, I'm not naive that it's happening, but maybe I'm a little naive that it could happen to me or my family.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah, that's being ignorant. But I just need to know, like. Like my kids are not getting TikTok. Because you can Google anything. I mean, search it. You can search it on TikTok and it will come up.

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<v Speaker A>I just want to say I'm not ignorant, I'm not naive. But what I am is I'm strong. I'm a strong, powerful woman.

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<v Speaker A>And no panty sniffers coming near my kids.

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<v Speaker A>panty sniffer my neck of woods. You probably got penny sniffers in your neck.

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<v Speaker A>I am scared.

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<v Speaker B>No, no, that's on my tick tock so hard because I went. Do you know who Clark Frederick is?

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<v Speaker B>Okay, he has a very powerful story. So he's a guy from New Jersey, sniffs panties. No, he. No, listen to his story. He's a man from New Jersey, like, just like your dad. And, like, he looks like a normal dude. Like, it looks like a strong Italian man. He was sexually abused as a kid in a town close by to where we live. And a boy Scout. Where we live? No, like, yeah, in New Jersey, very close to us. Google the story.

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<v Speaker B>So he was a boy scout. He was sexually abused him as a kid. So he had a long history of trauma. He was older. He came back to his childhood town. He ran into the man.

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<v Speaker A>No, he recognized him.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah, he recognized him. He saw the man with a little boy and he saw the guy call him the same nickname that he used to call Clark as a kid and was like, patting his head that day. He went to the man's house, killed him with his bare hands. Murdered him. So Clark went to prison for murder and he has a whole book about it. It's Called Scar.

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<v Speaker B>He's out of prison and he talks about his whole.

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<v Speaker A>He's in prison after murdering somebody.

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<v Speaker A>He got out. He got out because he was obviously caught doing something else.

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<v Speaker B>Yes. And he talks all about the abuse. And this guy was a respected guy in the town. He was a. I think he was a lieutenant. He was a boy Scout leader, and he killed him with his bare hands because he knew that he was the rapist.

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<v Speaker A>Was a boy Scout leader.

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<v Speaker B>Yes. Was his Boy Scout leader.

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<v Speaker B>And I mean, he was doing it for years and years to a million other little boys. Oh, my God. So Clark got out of prison because he needs to tell his story. And obviously this is a good song. Yeah, well, it was a deep rabbit hole that I went on and I learned all about him. But then it also gives me other child trauma stories that, like, I just. I just. My brain can't handle.

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<v Speaker A>No, I know, but honestly, I don't even have to watch a movie anymore. I could just go right on TikTok. That's where I'm at, too. Yeah, I mean, like, I guess this episode was really about, you have a weird side and we had to get

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<v Speaker B>Answer. But then what about our husbands? What do they send us? So I send.

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<v Speaker A>Let me start.

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<v Speaker A>Every single day. Love them to death. It's about sex. Sex cures illnesses.

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<v Speaker B>A blowjob away keeps the doctor away.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah. No, literally, that.

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<v Speaker B>No, my favorite was reverse cowgirl. Burns as many calories than a 45 minute Pilates class.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah.

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<v Speaker B>Fuck yeah, sign me up.

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<v Speaker A>And that's why he sent this to you. Because you're like, fuck yeah, sign me up. My husband sends me like he used to. It used to be more like of what Joey sends you, like, funny sex videos. Like a husband and wife. Yeah. Now it's like doctors.

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<v Speaker B>Doctors.

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<v Speaker A>Well, that's a logo saying like this. Sex on this day. And what it does to your hormones and releases.

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<v Speaker B>One of them was so crazy. It was like, what it does to your husband.

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<v Speaker A>Now he's like, on the soft side of things.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker A>Yes, I understand. Sometimes he comes, he's like, why don't you answer? I'm like, because you send the same sex via DM every time. Every time. What do you want me to do? Oh, my God. Honey, come to the room. Let's.

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<v Speaker B>Let me lay it on. I will not go on cardiac arrest if I have sex three times a day, every day.

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<v Speaker A>And not only is our husband sending it to our group chat, we're getting it individually also.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, no, it's us. And then our group chat and we're just like, oh, they're at it again. They're at it again.

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<v Speaker A>I mean, your husband's constantly sending. Oh, yeah, always both of us.

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<v Speaker B>But if I looked at my husband's fip, he. It would be like, shit. His are crazy. Like, it'll. But also it'll just be like naked girls, like, bouncing.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker B>Literally browsers or porn. Like, what are.

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<v Speaker A>Is that loud on social media, apparently. No, I know.

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<v Speaker B>And you know what he said? Twitter. Twitter's big on porn now. Yeah.

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<v Speaker A>Is that allowed?

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<v Speaker B>I guess I don't have Twitter.

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<v Speaker A>I don't know. It's called X now.

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<v Speaker B>It's called X. Yeah. Also, I don't understand threads.

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<v Speaker B>Twitter. No, threads is through Instagram.

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<v Speaker A>Threads is through Instagram. X is Twitter. I used to love Twitter. If I go back to my Twitter, I've had some shit. Like, if a boyfriend pissed me off, I would put something on Twitter.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, really?

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<v Speaker A>Not like black.

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<v Speaker B>Just like, I would like to find my old MySpace.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, my God, I absolutely can.

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<v Speaker B>How?

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<v Speaker A>Like, I just Google Dominique collaboral MySpace. I bet I can find it right now.

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<v Speaker B>Please do.

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<v Speaker A>My MySpace was popping.

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<v Speaker B>Mine was not. But like, Dominique Collabro.

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<v Speaker A>MySpace. MySpace was the best.

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<v Speaker B>Did you used to do chat roulette Instagram? Do you know what chat roulette is?

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<v Speaker A>Yes. When they used to pop up, I used to like, jerk people jerking off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, my friends and I loved that. It was like, lot. Honestly, it's kind of like live tick tock now.

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<v Speaker A>It's like, not okay.

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<v Speaker B>No, wait.

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<v Speaker A>I guess, like, MySpace isn't like, on.

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<v Speaker B>I feel like MySpace isn't a thing anymore.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah, but like, why wouldn't it be on the Internet? Everything's on the Internet.

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<v Speaker B>Internet, Internet. Oh, so somebody helped me get out

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<v Speaker A>of my food is on my tick tock too. A lot of food.

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<v Speaker B>Oh. A lot of sitting on.

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<v Speaker A>A lot of ways to cure my stomach issues. A lot of anxiety. Girlies. Yeah, about those. But yeah, honestly, it's so funny how different people's tick tocks are and Instagrams. Like, I would love to take someone's phone one day and just go. My husband would probably be just like finance and Tits.

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<v Speaker B>Right. And my husband would be like, golf, Yankees, tits. And like, that's it.

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<v Speaker A>Just like simple men. His would just be like women. Yeah. Okay, well, that's all we got for you today. Wait, I just sounded like a weirdo.

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<v Speaker B>Well, what was One thing that TikTok, like, something on TikTok actually influenced you to buy.

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<v Speaker A>Okay, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker B>Because I have. Can I say mine? Because it just did it.

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<v Speaker A>Mine's like. Like a. Like a regimen for my face.

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<v Speaker B>Oh, yeah, like your red mask or something. Yeah, yeah, I want to do that, but I just, like, don't do it. Mine was. I saw this mom, she was organizing her kids.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, a lot of organization stuff.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah. But I saw this, like. So my daughter, she has the whole Barbie dream house. The giant thing, all the Barbies, every outfit you can imagine, every single Barbie. And the little fucking Barbie pieces, the shoes.

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<v Speaker A>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker B>They are so annoying and hard to organize. So I saw this thing on TikTok. It was this perfect, amazing Barbie organizer. And I bought it. And it hasn't come yet, but I'm like, so excited.

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<v Speaker A>Influenced by mom.

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<v Speaker B>Yeah, I was influenced. I mean, I'm gonna put all the shoes in one little section. I'm gonna put the dresses. I'm absolutely not, but I think I am. And that'll just be another box for like. No, no. But I. I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker A>Snacks.

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<v Speaker B>I think I'll, like, make it like a project. Like, me and Vienna will do it. Like, fig. It'll be so fun. Hopefully those are my hopes and dreams.

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<v Speaker A>Okay.

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<v Speaker B>So.

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<v Speaker A>Yeah. So fun. At least you're normal in that sense. Holy shit.

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<v Speaker B>Anyway, I am normal. My TikTok is not.

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<v Speaker A>Go ahead, brush your hair.

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<v Speaker B>My Tick Tock, Rapunzel.

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<v Speaker A>Anyway, thanks for listening. This was so fun. I hope you're not on the creepy side of Tick Tock. Love you. Bye. We're clocking out.

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<v Speaker B>Tata for now.

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<v Speaker A>Tata.